AMG bringing back the Monoblocks and I'm dead

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07/24/2018 at 17:06 • Filed to: None

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I like the cross-spokes that came on my wagon but these......

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They’re optional on the new AMG GT 4-door

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DISCUSSION (40)


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:19

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Oof


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:21

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That is a wheel for a car for a person who kills people for a living.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:22

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I prefer the wheels on your wagon, fwiw.


Kinja'd!!! RickSanchez:Fury Road Edition aka Junkrat > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:27

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Do you need a set of wheels? I don’t know many people with MBZ and they are 18x9.5 TSW’s. I will sell them really cheap.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:28

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....... AMG GT 4-door.....

This does not compute


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:29

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Where is this configurator?


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:31

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Need a smaller size to compensate for road quality that is mostly (but not all) first world, then yes.


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > Saracen
07/24/2018 at 17:35

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Not up yet, but I’ve got a dealer order guide.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:36

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these make me wanna barf


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Future next gen S2000 owner
07/24/2018 at 17:36

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Competes with the Panamera.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:36

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Oh, those are fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:45

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Do ittt. Monoblocks on the E63s  would be amazing.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:51

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I feel like I’ve seen these somewhere before... oh.

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
07/24/2018 at 17:52

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Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:53

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I’m sorry, but AMG is a parody of its form self. These only confirm it.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/24/2018 at 17:58

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*barfs*


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 17:58

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Wow. I like the monoblock look but good god nothing in the images you posted looks even remotely near good to me. I guess I’m not who they’re trying to go after. 


Kinja'd!!! daender > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 18:00

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Mercedes screwed up, a proper AMG Monoblock needs some lip to it!

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 18:01

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The 3D-ness of these wheels doesn’t work for me. They lack the cleanliness of the old Monoblocks.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
07/24/2018 at 18:06

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These new ones are SC430 wheels with less machining. 


Kinja'd!!! Probenja > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 18:06

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I feel like it needs more sidewall in 18" or 19" they would look good but 21" is just ridiculous, doesn’t help that I find that car really ugly.


Kinja'd!!! daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/24/2018 at 18:08

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True but I do think the newer Monoblock design  still look better than those goofy SC430 wheels.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
07/24/2018 at 18:14

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It’s literally the same wheel, down to the crease by the spokes, just with lines machined in. 


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 18:15

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They just couldn’t let Hot Wheels get away with it alone.

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50th Anniversary Hot Wheels Race Team wheels.

I have to say, I kind of like them... both real and toy scale... but then again I have been looking for the resurrection of turbine wheels with concave disc centers for a while now...

I would love to see modern Manaray Turbina S wheels in 17-20" modern sizes, rather than the rare out-of-production 14 and 15s.

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That Autozam AZ1 is a seriously TINY car, much smaller than an AW11 MR2.  those are 14" wheels.


Kinja'd!!! daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/24/2018 at 18:20

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Not quite! If you look at how the spokes meet that huge circle of the hub on each wheel, then you’ll notice that the AMG wheels does have a small radius to blend the spokes into to the main hub where the SC430 wheels just abruptly terminate.

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Kinja'd!!! Rico > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/24/2018 at 18:28

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Not even close lol


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Rico
07/24/2018 at 18:33

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It’s the same design. They both are horrific, just Lexus added more scarring. 


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender
07/24/2018 at 18:33

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Because it’s just machined more. 


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 18:39

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Fuck yea, make the car look thicc-er.  I’m in. 


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 18:40

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Centre lug cover doesn’t look right... it needs the lug-hole exposed pattern.

That cover looks like a mini version of this:

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 18:40

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That’s pretty sexy. 


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > daender
07/24/2018 at 19:00

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actually, I prefer the full-disc, spoke to the edge concave design, rather than the convex disc with a lip.

I wouldn’t argue if it were more concave, and lower offset, so that the bead of the tire was the outermost plane of the wheel, rather than the edge of the disc section being the outermost plane

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It would also be cool if there were hidden vanes on the back side of the wheel, and inset deep  into the slot openings near the edge, and to turn this into a functional pseudo turbine wheel, without looking like a turbine wheel, to manage a balance between slipstream along the side of the car, as well as brake cooling.


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/24/2018 at 19:04

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They  are  a level of dumb I’m am totally down for though.  Using these with winter tires would be a hoot.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 20:01

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Fun fact: The Monoblocks were inspired by the 14" Vanagon factory alloy.

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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 20:11

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That’d be sweet.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 20:32

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Those wheels look quite nice but that car doesn’t. The rear half of it looks utterly ridiculous.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 21:32

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yummy


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/24/2018 at 23:05

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Those look dumb. The AMG Panamera looks dumb. Everything is dumb.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/25/2018 at 07:27

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need to be smaller.


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Battery Tender Unnecessary
07/25/2018 at 08:10

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Wow, those are butt ugly. If you want a wheel that’s that chunky, you need a chunky car. The body needs actual angles, not super aerodynamic curves.